The Kraken Napoleon VI was sitting in a Parisienne cafe with several bottles of rum in front of him.
The Ancient Greek god Zeus entered the cafe and sat down from the Kraken.
“I believe we met on Mount Olympus last year,” said Zeus, “You’re Medusa’s husband aren’t you?”.
“I am,” the Kraken nodded.
Zeus ordered a glass of ouzo from the waiter.
“I understand you’re a member of the European Parliament along with Medusa,” Zeus added some Grecian Formula to his grey beard.
“That is correct,” said the Kraken Napoleon VI, “Waiting for the day that the French people elect me Emperor of France.”
“Any luck with that?” Zeus took out a comb and started combing his beard.
“No,” the Kraken admitted.
“Bummer,” said Zeus who was also recalling the day he unexpectedly walked into his son Apollo’s bedroom when the latter had his friend Hyacinth over.
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